Keeping Up with the Joneses

On Primrose Lane, where the hedges are neat,

Live the Joneses, the model of life so complete.

Their lawn is trimmed, their car is new,

Their recycling sorted into colour-coded blue.

 

They nod politely, they bake on command,

Attend Pilates with a water bottle in hand.

Their dog wears a jumper, their children wear tweed,

They brunch at eleven and rarely misread.

 

Their curtains match their neighbour’s gate,

Their bin goes out at exactly eight.

They hum the hymn of polite routine…

Oh yes, they keep their conscience clean.

 

For life, you see, is all about pace…

Keeping up with the cultural race.

Fit in, stand tall, smile nice and wide,

Suppress that twitch you feel inside.

 

But just across the street, if you dare to look,

Live the curious clan of the Widdersmith Brook.

(Yes, the Not Keeping Up with the Widdersmiths, it’s true…

They’re as strange as a hedgehog in a barbeque.)

 

They hang wind-chimes from their apple tree,

Serve herbal tea at half-past three.

They sing to mushrooms, they talk to stones,

And write haiku poems on garden gnomes.

 

They wear odd socks and mismatched shoes,

Paint their shed in philosophical hues.

They quote Jung at dinner, dance barefoot in rain,

And laugh when it’s awkward… without any shame.

 

They don’t own a smartwatch, don’t follow the trends,

They make soup with nettles and call foxes friends.

They’ve never once hosted a gender reveal,

And don’t know the value of a three-course meal.

 

Their kids are raised on kindness and dreams,

Not rankings or gold-star reward schemes.

And when asked, “Why don’t you just fit in?”

They smile and say, “But where would we begin?”

 

See, the Joneses are lovely, in their tidy way,

But they live in a loop that repeats each day.

The Widdersmiths, though strange and wild,

Live life by the rhythm of the soul’s own child.

 

So ask yourself now, as equinox nears,

Do you conform to applause… or your own inner cheers?

Do you chase approval or follow your bliss…

Would you rather be a Jones… or a Widdersmith?




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